Meh-meh and Dat took me to the park today.  It was there that Dat documented my latest super power.  Flight.  I’m all about that.  Probably going to need to make Dat sign something that makes me not responsible if anything happens to him because he knows about my powers.  It’d be a shame if he got whacked.  He’s pretty cool as far as Dats go.  It’d be a lot of bother to find another one.

A whole lotta people tell me that I am just like my Dat… Well, that’s ok by me I guess. I decided that I like guitars and I hear my Dat does too. He says he will let me play with his guitar when I’m older. I think he should let me show him what I can do now.

Believe it or not, I really like to read through my whole library everyday. There is a great selection of stories about animals, other little babies like myself, fairies, trucks, dinosaurs… a lot of stuff. I do really like to see what the caterpillar has eaten through. You know, this stuff is important to learn for real life situations. I should know, I’m a baby!

For as long as I can remember, Badtz Maru and I have been friends. Every month, mommy gets us together for picture time. Here are some of our favorite moments together!

A girl should have a bff, or so I’ve been told by Lifetime Network. You know, someone to watch your back… or err your front. Well, I just need someone to keep me company while I watch my favorite shows. I’ve decided after entertaining the candidates at my krib for several weeks, I gave the final rose to George. Yeah, I’m positive, he’s the one. And if you ask me, ‘where’s george?’ I’ll bring him to ya. Free of charge.

You probably haven’t seen me lately because I discovered a super speed that cannot be captured on camera. That, and my ability to use the point of my finger in small holes. All right, you convinced me, I’ll show you. Mum, try to get me on your camera!

There is this big guy who smiles at me every evening and makes
me LAUGH. I like to call him Dat-dat. He sings to me every
night and that makes me drowsy. When he’s not singing, he gives
big ‘ole kisses and a whole lotta hugs.

This is me snoozing on my mommy. Aren’t we a cute pair?
Lately I have decided that I do not like my crib. It’s boring.
I’d rather cuddle up with someone rather than sleep in my
crib. It’s ok for nighttime though.

A lot has happened since I last blogged. I’ve finally figured out crawling! It took a while. At first, I could just crawl backward, but then I figured out the “army crawl”. That got to be annoying, so I decided I’d figure out the real crawling thing. It’s fun. I can cross the room in under 30 seconds! I really love racing to Daddy to get the remote. It’s teh shiney!

I Can also “cruise” now. I started pulling myself up a while ago, and I would always fall if I let go, but I figured out that if I reach out with one hand while holding on with the other, I can make my way around the play yard. I still fall sometimes, but it’s all good.

Daddy took my crib apart and lowered it. I was going to do that myself, eventually anyway. He just saved me the time. Now, I just need to get a hydraulics kit. Any of you other babies got any good advice on pimpin’ out my crib?

Daddy says I look like the asian version of the Gerber baby. What do you think?

Who is this Khan Stew Payson person mommy keeps talking about? Why does this person keep visiting us and I never see her? Mommy keeps trying to feed me different things so that she doesn’t come to visit. I personally don’t mind her visiting, as long as she stays away from my cheerios.

Speaking about food, why don’t mommy and daddy let me keep the spoon. Uncle Tony does…