I don’t have diarrhea!

I’m so mortified. Daddy called the doctor and told them I have diarrhea. Luckily, the doctor is much smarter than daddy. Doc told mommy to lay off drinking milk for a few days and see if there was any change. The nerve of daddy! Anyway, so auntie Jeanne called last night, and she and mommy and daddy talked up a storm. They were talking about lots of stuff I didn’t understand, like growth spurts and something about uncle Brian falling asleep with a glass of water. Well, I’ll make sure my daddy never does that. I think I have found a way to keep him awake.